My Day.....Seriously!

I decided to wash my car.  As I start toward the garage I
noticed that there is mail on the hall table. I decide to go
through the mail before I wash the car.  I lay my car keys down on
the table, put the junk mail in the trash can under the table,
and notice that the trash can is full.

So I decide to put the bills back on the table
 and take out the trash out.  But then I think, since
I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the trash anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.



I take my checkbook that is on the table, and see that
there is only one check left.  My extra checks are in the
desk in the den, so I go to my desk where I find the bottle of coke
that I had been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the coke
aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.  I see that the coke
is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

   

As I head toward the kitchen with the coke, a vase of flowers
on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered.  I set
the coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've
been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going
to water the flowers.  I set the glasses back down on the counter,
 fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. 
 Someone left it on the kitchen table. 
I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
we will be looking for the remote, but nobody will remember that it's
on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den
where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor. 
So, I set the remote back down on the table,
get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day, the car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid,
there is a warm bottle of coke sitting on the counter,
the flowers aren't watered, there is still only one check in my
checkbook, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't
remember what I did with the car keys.

Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,

I am really baffled because I know I was busy all day long,

and I'm really tired.  I realize this is a serious problem, and

I'll try to get some help for it, but first I think I'll check my email!!!!

SERIOUSLY!!!

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Today I am thankful for................tomorrow!