Monday, August 18, 2008

An Example of My Day!

I decided to wash my car. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the hall table. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trash can under the table, and notice that the trash can is full.

So I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the trash first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take out my checkbook that is on the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the den, so I go to my desk where I find the bottle of soda that I had been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the soda aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the soda is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the soda, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered. I set the soda down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, we will be looking for the remote, but nobody will remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day, the car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there is a warm bottle of soda sitting on the counter, the flowers aren't watered, there is still only one check in my checkbook, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I 'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long and I'm really tired. I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.

Author Unknown

This was sent to me by my best friend, Vicki, several years ago. I thought this was so funny! It is me!!! Hope you enjoyed this as much as I do everytime I read this. Can you relate? I sure can!


Alice Grace said...

Oh I can definitely relate! Sounds just like me!

Connie W said...

I thought it was YOUR day and I was thinking all along as I read, "This sounds just like my day" had me going there. ;D

I hope your day was wonderful!

Niki RuralWritings said...

Welcome to my world...LOL. I can certainly relate.

Alyssa said...

Oh I can definitely relate! Sounds just like me!

Amelia said...

Does sound like some of my days.

KrisinTN said...

As I was reading this I thought "that is so not Valerie and if it is then I really don't know her at all!" However, this is surely me. If sounds like someone followed me around on a typical day and then wrote this! Charlie says I have ADD, and I probably do.

Darla said...

Glad to know I am not alone!! hahaha,

G'G'ma said...

I'm not quite that bad but maybe kinda close??!! A number of times I have to go back to where I started from to remember what I'm looking for right now. Isn't it funny how it helps to go back and then,"Oh, now I know what I was looking for"